Mario

Mario is a short person from the Mushroom Kingdom. He is known in that kingdom as the fat anti-social mushroomaholic. His arch Nemesis is Bowser who wants to take all of the mushrooms from him. He almost died in 2009 from a tragic accident from trying to poop all of the mushroom he ate out. Nowadays he is no longer a mushroomaholic and takes a part time job in many different things such as song writer,doctor, tennis player, slave, and more.

As a doctor
Mario began being a doctor. His first patient was Peter Griffin as he needed a new butt. As soon as Mario touched his butt, he became a registered sex offender and was forced to quit being a doctor.

As a song writer
Mario was kind enough to actually perform something for the worst town in the world. As a visitor of Weegeevania, it is important to be good at writing a song that everyone can enjoy. He started to write a song about mushrooms and how they are so tasty and how they can make you bigger. Nobody liked it and they kicked him out. He mumbled to himself about how people only respect others who are racist and respect yellow people like their mayor.